Gee, wonder why your sick?

I had to take yet another "family sick" day today because Cooper is coughing up his insides...seriously. I think I have like two left and I'm going to use them all up if it kills me! Anyway how the crap do you contain little ones so they don't feel the need to touch EVERYTHING possible in the grocery store? Or, is it just Cooper? I mean, the "car" cart, dingy rail and tables, check stand conveyor belt, and to top it off drag your hand along the actual floor while your mom is pushing the cart. For crying out loud son! No wonder your sick. He's all over the place. And, who cleans the Costco floor with the front half of their entire body?....Cooper does. Don't judge me.